Azzaro Chrome is the first cologne a guy buys himself after an ugly divorce. He’s just started dating again; a little shy, maybe socially awkward, but he’s charismatic and hungry enough to be quite sexy.

Limes and neroli on top, raw silk and alimony payments underneath.

I wish the cardamom were stronger. Our guy would get more dates if he had a bit more spice.

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This came out in 1996, too. I love Beck’s weird.