Black Anise and Mint Leaf (Margot Elena is so marvelously extra) make for an intrusive yet great wormwood opening, but then the “Smoked Amber” tramples all the herbs into damp bachelor pad funk.
Touted as unisex, but it’s taking up waaay too much room on the subway seat while boasting about its car emissions.
Lingers a foot off the skin for half the day, and on cotton until a hot water wash.
Wear with a barbershop Ivy League cut, and mirrored aviator shades. (Maybe don’t wear it.)
Soundgarden covering The Doors. Also a bit rude, but in the best way.