
And a sand dollar.
The bottle lists Clean Coral, Mineral Salt, Watercress, and Crushed Citrus, because why not be fancy? but it’s really filled with loud dish soap.
Edit – 1/29/2023
Yeah, the tide of suds settles down after half an hour and gives way to an almost plummy spice under salty aquatics, but it doesn’t make any beach waves.
I should probably get this to someone who might enjoy wearing it, rather than spraying it in my sink so my drain smells nice.
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A much better Ocean.