Zoologist card with sample spray and pic of bottle. The label shows a monkey wearing haori robes.

Not my monkey.
Pissy alpha pine flings fruit and the dregs of metal teapots in the air for hours, then disappears into trees after smearing indelible green musk on the skin.

Edit – 11/16/2021

Discontinued, with new flanker editions. Yuzu is a slight improvement on the original. (The Fuji Apple wasn’t available when I placed my order.)


Different circus, better monkeys:

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