Sample spray and promo card, with the same ombre blue as the bottle.

This smells like your car after you’ve had it detailed because the neighbor kid puked Olive Garden all over the back seat.

It tries.
Lavender and orange oil solvent.
Windex and mint. A little lime and some hopeful sandalwood.
But it just can’t disguise the vomit.

(This is how to cover a song.) (Contains no barfing.)

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