Ad peelie with high contrast photo of black labeled bottle and baby’s breath flowers, with the slogan “The New Gentle Man.”

The peelie advertises pear, iris, leather and patchouli, but all I get is baked vinyl car seats, hot tires and a melting popsicle.

Perhaps the “New Gentle Man” needs to park his convertible in the shade?

Edit – 5/12/21
In the store the pear came through, but with more plastic fruit than juicy crispness. The iris and patchouli make a nice powder somewhere between baby talc and sawdust, but I’m still not convinced.


I want to hang out in a Gorillaz video.

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