Minuit Noir

LL licorice
Black and gold Lolita Lempicka apple on a pile of licorice all-sorts.

Sweet and evil.
Lolita Lempicka Minuit Noir will always be my witching hour perfume–my house reeks of it on Halloween.

Sugar spells and dark iris magic, wicked candy licorice and violet patchouli brew.
It’s nicely powdery, keeping the juice intriguing–fey dust rather than cloying syrup.

Lasts all Samhain and charms sleeves for days after.


Miss Dior Eau de Parfum

miss dior eau de p
Ad peelie with rectangular bottle of pink eau.

I remember Miss Dior being lovely a long time ago– but this 2017 version not so much. Just opening the magazine peelie makes me feel hungover.
There’s some throat-clenching citrus, a bang on the head of rose, and some nauseating patchouli.
Not one I’m going to chase down in the shops.


Here’s another unnecessary 2017 cover–Rihanna’s song is awesome as is–though this one does it justice, stripped down and acoustic.

Rush

rush edge
Tester vial with red lid on Gucci Rush ad featuring a sultry model and boring red plastic box “bottle.”

Light and lovely and ridiculously fresh, but with an odd plastic-left-in-the-sun note. Peaches in cellophane and patchouli and warm spice, with a hit of wax rose petals and white flowers, ending on a very comforting vetiver.
Projects like a summer garden with vinyl flags and lasts twice as long on clothes than skin.

Pity about the cheap cassette tape bottle, though. That’s just a travesty.


This was the biggest pop song in Italy in 1999.

Angel Eau Sucree

angel eau sucree edges
Angel samples in blue striped wrappers like candies.

Opens with a big proud blast of Ocean Spray Cran-Raspberry frozen concentrate, then melts down to a puff of meringue and saucy caramel.

Dregs of vanilla extract sit on the skin, rubbed dry with sweet patchouli dust.

A bit mischievous–Pippi Longstocking with fake eyelashes and a pink sling-shot.

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Love this saucy tart song.