Charlatan

charlatan edgyFlowery jasmine pear for a few moments.
(I don’t get the chocolate.)
Rose and something minty that turns pleasantly bubblegummy for a while.
(Maybe there’s some chocolate in a peppermint chip ice cream way?)
Later a bit of sandalwood and amber tinged vanilla that WANTS to be chocolate–
(I probably shouldn’t test scents when I’m hungry.)

Yummy, but this one feels like a scent for a birthday party, rather than a person.


Best party song ever.

Lady Vengeance

lady vengeance edgySoapy dry rose that settles into a metallic musk that grows and grows and takes over living rooms and puts its feet on the furniture.
The vanilla shows up briefly a half an hour in, but can’t compete with the ambroxan-patchouli that sits like a penny in the mouth and puts Black Sabbath tunes in the head all day.

An awesome and invasive modern take on an old rose.


Rob Zombie’s Dragula might be my favorite metal song, but today I’m feeling this Ella style take of the best revenge song ever:

Nirvana Rose

nirvana rose edges
Elizabeth & James brick red labeled bottle with a gold tall top cap, on my window sill.

A fabulous alpha femme scent.

Starts out with the crazy-complicated burst of smoky-tomato-leaf-lemon-sweet-spice that is geranium, then blows up into wild roses.
An hour later it settles into stiletto heel thorns, sharp with vetiver, and stays close to the skin all afternoon.

Boss woman in  a bottle.
(Yes, ma’am.)


I love this cover of Nirvana–she wields her voice like a blade.

Antidris Cassis

Antidris CassisRose tea with thorns.

A prick of citrus, but black currants keep it sweet. The pinch of black pepper grounds the floral edge nicely.
Stays pretty linear — fresh in personal space for two hours, and twice that on clothes.

I’d love it in a bath gel.


Here’s another sip–Anna Maria Jopek is an amazing artist from Poland who reminds me of Joni Mitchell.

Tocade

Tocade edgyCream soda cocktails at a retro ’90’s New Year’s Eve party.

She shows up to the festivities with bourbon fumes and bubblegum on her breath, then dances with sparkling rose geranium over vanilla amber. Fades to a sweet kiss of powdery patchouli for the Bare Naked Ladies’ cover of Auld Lang Syne.


Here is said cover.

Wisteria Blue

wisteria blue 2
Pile of rollerball mini bottles with black caps and black labels, Wisteria Blue in front.

Blue roses are a botanical impossibility, but if they did exist, they’d smell like this.

Nest’s Wisteria Blue opens with pretty wisteria in the rain, then big magical roses in full fantasy bloom–and stays there, just inside personal space, for hours.

A nice wet weather floral–brilliant for moody teens.


I love this gloomy day remake.

Azzaro Couture

azzaro coutureWild flowers and rose, in a gorgeous high fashion editorial.

Sweet powdery mimosa at the opening, roses from top to bottom, and ending with a breath of organic green musk.
Lasts minutes on skin and hours on clothes. I really like it, but it might be too posh for me.


Azzaro Couture was first released in 1974, then re-launched in 2008 for a boutique show.
Here’s another sweet-and-lovely claimed by the next generation.

Rose

kaiNice rose oil by Kai, supported by magnolia and a mess of tuber-lily-of-the-jasmine. Lasts a pretty hour, then fades soapy-clean into the skin, with no residue.

I bet it would be great as a hair mist or deodorant, or even a moisture barrier to hold another scent to the skin–but it doesn’t say much on its own.


This song doesn’t say much either, but it’s pretty.

In Full Bloom Blush

in full bloom blush
Pretty lavender mini casting pink shadows, with ivory sculpted flower cap twice the size of the bottle.

A pretty cuppa tea.
Opens with Ceylon rose and lemon, then slowly cools to musky peach Oolong.

It’s simple but long lasting with impeccable sillage–personal space and the faintest trail of petals. The base notes–woody stems tinged red with the roses–linger for days on clothes.

And the bottle is adorable.


Another gem that came out in 2019.