Jimmy Choo Floral

Pale green cut glass egg shaped bottle with square silver cap.

Watery peach tea and the Brooklyn Botanic Garden in the spring.

Great for a high school girl with a big allowance. When she goes to college, she’ll graduate to Lancome Tresor.

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I love everything Tones and I does with their voice–this stripped down cover is haunting.

Gentleman

Clear mini flask with plain black label.

The peelie advertises pear, iris, leather and patchouli, but all I get is baked vinyl car seats, hot tires and a melting popsicle.

Perhaps the “New Gentle Man” needs to park his convertible in the shade?

Edit – 5/12/21
Fresh from the bottle he pear comes through, but with more plastic fruit than juicy crispness. The iris and patchouli make a nice powder somewhere between baby talc and sawdust, but I’m still not convinced.

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I want to hang out in a Gorillaz video.

Salty Flower

salty flower
Sample card and spray on a botanical illustration of frangipani.

Beach lingerie.

The sea salt projects at arm’s length from the skin, and the frangipani a handspan, which makes for an interesting personal experience. The wet/windy ambroxan base augments the ocean notes brilliantly.

Lasts all day on the skin and until the tide turns on clothes.

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A lazy beachy song–

Be Delicious London

Chrome DKNY apple filled with pink liquid, next to a pink petaled flower and a Honeycrisp apple.

Another apple for the teacher–this one is passionate about Victorian literature and floral print dresses.

Honeycrisp by the bushel and Crabtree & Evelyn rose talc, with modest sillage until tea time. Woodsy amber at the bottom lasts longer on clothes.

I kind of feel like this is what an American designer thinks London should be–cliche and prissy and pretty history–without acknowledging the grime and colonialism and punk rock.

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The “DKNY Hearts the World” line came out in 2012, when this song hit it big in the US. (And Florence is actually from London, unlike this perfume.)

Legend Spirit

legend spirit
Simon Clark in a casually unbuttoned at-the-neck shirt and sport coat staring intensely on an ad peelie.

Manly herbaceous man who fashionably needs to shave tones it down for a corporate meeting.

Grapefruit juice and lavender for breakfast, oak desk and middle management musk at the end.

He’ll get his promotion soon.

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The Blind Boys of Alabama are fantastic. This was the intro theme to The Wire.

Legend

legend
Simon Clark gazing off into the manly distance in a sporty turtleneck on an ad peelie.

Manly herbaceous man who fashionably needs to shave, and dried fruit.

Lavender and bergamot on top, testosterone and trail mix on the bottom.